I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me
*steals ur credit card*
hasta la visa
people who take text posts seriously are the reason i’m a serial killer
look at this precious thing
fucking look at it
and then you look to the apparent dead body in the back
When good bunnies go bad.
THAT ONE IS EATING HIM
“hooray! we slew the giant!”
It’s celebrating the slaying of the giant
I can’t believe no one posted this yet
I would just like to thank all of my followers for not unfollowing me when I posted some selfies
when you start losing a bunch of followers